Mother F***er.

So holy crap, apparently I'm sick with some kind of deadly (NOT HERPES) virus or some junk. And it sucks. But I was going through Dave Barry's blog (I love the man; he's a god), and a certain video, for reasons unknown, caught my eye. This video. It was funny, at least at the time. I think the ShamWow dude is on acid or summat. Weird, I know, but what are ya gonna do. ;)